*Excited*

I got up at 7.30am to wash my kitchen floor. Clearly the only reason for this bout of insanity is the fact that lastrega is coming to stay with me today!

I am ridiculously overexcited. The Ex is being heroically stoic about my headless chicken behavior. Poor boy!

In other news it would appear that I have double-hard-bastard guinea pigs. desincarne's lovely lady, Ms Spooky looked after my pigs while I was away in Bulgaria. She has two pigs as well and since mine and hers are all female we thought they'd get on well together. Wrong! Apparently my two beat the crap out of hers. The last straw was when she say Quilla the older of my two, come out of the covered area of the run with a mouthful of one of her pigs hair in her mouth. I have Attack!Pigs.

I am still laughing about this. That and the fact that no one can remember the names of my guinea pigs so they ended up being called 'Racing pig' and 'Anna Nicole Smith'. My guinea pigs are actually called Quilla and Chasca after some south american goddesses. Quilla is cream however so she was 'Anna Nicole' and Chasca is brown, black and white and extremely curious and wriggly, hence 'Racing Pig'.

*snorts*

Now I must go clean the spare room and run round in circles for a bit shrieking..