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Ye gods, I am bored. Bored, bored, bored, bored, BORED!
This is not to say that I do not have work to do. I do, I have a positive metric ton of work to do but it's all boring and I just cannot work up any enthusiasm for it.
I'm also horny. You know the kind of random, unfocused, very-aware-of-my-nipples-against-my-clothing, low level sexual frustration, which means you spend far too much time staring off into space and sighing. Alot. Working in an open plan office sucks big time sometimes. I have no idea where this has come from either. It just crept up on me and now I keep trying not to stare at my work colleague's ample cleavage.
Obviously posting to my LJ about both my boredom and horniness is in no way going to help alleviate either situation but I guess I felt that if I was suffering, so could you. I dunno, someone rec me some porn. Oh no hang on, open plan office. Not a good idea.
Maybe I should send The Ex some pornographic txt messages? I may as well disrupt someone else's work day and I think he's playing a golf competition today. Heh..
This post brought to you by the letter B and the number 69. Lost one work ethic, if found please return to Evil Dr Em as soon as possible before she gets sacked.
This is not to say that I do not have work to do. I do, I have a positive metric ton of work to do but it's all boring and I just cannot work up any enthusiasm for it.
I'm also horny. You know the kind of random, unfocused, very-aware-of-my-nipples-against-my-clothing, low level sexual frustration, which means you spend far too much time staring off into space and sighing. Alot. Working in an open plan office sucks big time sometimes. I have no idea where this has come from either. It just crept up on me and now I keep trying not to stare at my work colleague's ample cleavage.
Obviously posting to my LJ about both my boredom and horniness is in no way going to help alleviate either situation but I guess I felt that if I was suffering, so could you. I dunno, someone rec me some porn. Oh no hang on, open plan office. Not a good idea.
Maybe I should send The Ex some pornographic txt messages? I may as well disrupt someone else's work day and I think he's playing a golf competition today. Heh..
This post brought to you by the letter B and the number 69. Lost one work ethic, if found please return to Evil Dr Em as soon as possible before she gets sacked.
