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Or whatever! Yes the J-Blo returns! Yay!

In other news, I've just spent been very extravagent and bought myself a spanking new 'puter! Am excited! Can't wait for it to be delivered now!

*does the dance of new technology*

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On one hand, it would be a nice change of pace if she'd actually try to be subtle. On the other, this is fucking funny.

*pats em's widdle underaged head*

Read my latest entry, btw. It might be useful.

She is? *blinks* Where'd she raise her wanky head now?

*wondering what list am I possibly not a member of*

I guess this refers to her recent posts to Duncan_Methos. The alternative is that she's behaving like a jerk on two lists simultaneously.

well she was having a bit of a wank on HLMysteries, but she seems to have lost interest. There can't be too many more lists she's got left. Please?

The BOFQ routine on D_M nearly killed me. She's so much funnier on lists that aren't mine.

Ye gods, I just looked in on HLMysteries...

Argghh! J-Blo and The Fish, surely this is one of the circles of Hell?

It's bad. Very bad. I have it on no mail and I look at it with one eye shut.

You can't read that list these days without a mop to clean up the spooge. Which is unfortunate, because it's a good concept.

Yeah it is a great concept, but sadly has been hijacked by the 'look at me I know stuff' crowd *headdesks*

Why does J-Blo feel the need to share so much of her personal experiences with us univited? Does she not realise that none of us *care*?

I'm sure she doesn't. Or she doesn't give a shit but wants to torture us with her hideous reminisces. Either way it's all bad.

A little bird tells me that she's over on one of the fanfic printing lists whining about how mean HL fandom is.

Not mean enough, apparently. She's still here, despite the best efforts of many many snarky folks. Damn it.

Maybe she'll fuck off and go plague some other poor fandom then! Honestly, I've come across some loons in my time but she's on a whole new level.

Normally its deader then a very dead thing :) Come join us playing poke the troll!

I ran up & signed up yesterday, had to do the whole "yep, I'm an adult" thing, but I gotta wait til she adds me before I can go read the fun. *pouts*

My, she's so fucking funny. And D_M is probably one of the few lists she's still allowed to troll freely.

Ah, that's good! There's no better thing than your own shiny toy!

I think she's modded on this one now as well. Shame really I was hoping I could wind the woman up to such an extent that she loses it completely on-list and then everyone can join in and give her a good verbal kicking..

Mwhahahahaha! Slowly my plan comes to fruition....

*shakes head while trying not to laugh*

You know, considering how fricken' stressed out I am, she makes such a tempting target...for a 9mm. Oh wait, that's a death threat isn't it? Damn, guess I'll have to convert myself to electrons and kill her through her computer. Don't want to make empty threats.

Ooh! Death threats! Gonna tell on you!

No! Anything but that! Take away my kink fic and my unilevel sheeple status. Just don't tell J-Blo!

*chokes on own sarcasm*

Much more of this and we'll be able to form a society.

Oooo...the temptation.

Aww darling! Step away from the gun. Its much more fun to mock the poor creature into the floor :)

I just let her run there.... figuring as it's quiet, maybe she can get sick of the sound of her own voice.

And talking about threats....the list mod for HL mysteries, after Trit left, got threatened by a listmember. Not death threats...but still.

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