Random sputter

[evildrem]

Thank you Totl Steve for this link which had me snickering into my coffee this morn!

Yes I am doing the recs for Highlander on crack_van, you were not hallucinating.

Joke time:

So Nyarlahotep pops across to the library where Cthulhu's actually a bit more rugose and squamous then usual. And he says, what's up?
And Cthulhu says "Rl'yeh fthagn, ahem! Blimey! Sorry, phlegm. Bit ill, actually."
So Nyarlahotep rubs three of his pseudopods together and says, "I have just the thing!"
And he leads the mighty Elder One across the non-Euclidean town sqaure, down a dodgy back alley, where an eldritch couple of debt collectors are lurking.

And Nyarlahotep says:

"Here's that sick squid I owe you."

*dies*

Many thanks to Barbelith for the wonderful thread on Lovecraft jokes. I think I hurt something reading through it..

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

That is so the funniest joke I've heard in ages. Thank you!

(I think I need to get out more. *g*)

*bows*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

We aim to please! Barbelith is my home away from home.

You don't need to get out more.

This guy (http://hotboxdesigns.com/Callgirl_Cthulhu.html) needs to get out more! *grins*

Re: *clicks link*

[moljn.livejournal.com]

...

Wow.

[unovis-lj.livejournal.com]

My brain is shrinking. I couldn't figure out where the Lovecraft jokes thread was; little help? My buddy Bondo would adore these.

Here ya go..

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

Its here (http://www.barbelith.com/topic/17684)

See how nice I can be, even tho you mock my grammer! ;)

Re: Here ya go..

[unovis-lj.livejournal.com]

yay.
I'm quite polite to grammers, as a rule.

*deaddesks*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

Really? Personally I prefer them marinaded for 24 hours in chili oil and then served with couscous and a nice crisp Rioca.





....I am ill, leave me alone *sniff*

[tazlet.livejournal.com]

Ha! Very funny. I squirt ink in your general directions~