Bloody hell..

[evildrem]

It's 2am and I can't *lots of expletives deleted* sleep. This seem's particularly unfair given that I am being good and have given up stimulants and other things that are bad for me.
I really want a cigarette!
I also would also like a drink, some chinese food and some cheese.
Hot monkey sex with several nubile strangers would not go amiss either.

..Hey, I'd settle for someone allowing me to tie them up and slap them around a bit. I'm not picky!

The Ex is asleep and snoring.
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*sigh*

Suppose I'll just go watch some more Oz





....I wonder if I stick at the diet and give up my bad habits, someone will give me a Chris Keller all of my very own?

Comments

[elmyraemilie.livejournal.com]

Have recently quit smoking, and can wholly sympathize with you there. Taking up your health regime entirely would certainly do me no harm; hopefully it will do you a world of good. Remember what a shock to your system it must be, deprived of all its chemical stimulants all at once. It's no wonder you're not sleeping.

They haven't actually made you give up sex, have they? Bastards.

We'll all write you porn. That will distract you.