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It's 2am and I can't *lots of expletives deleted* sleep. This seem's particularly unfair given that I am being good and have given up stimulants and other things that are bad for me.
I really want a cigarette!
I also would also like a drink, some chinese food and some cheese.
Hot monkey sex with several nubile strangers would not go amiss either.
..Hey, I'd settle for someone allowing me to tie them up and slap them around a bit. I'm not picky!
The Ex is asleep and snoring.
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*sigh*
Suppose I'll just go watch some more Oz
....I wonder if I stick at the diet and give up my bad habits, someone will give me a Chris Keller all of my very own?
I really want a cigarette!
I also would also like a drink, some chinese food and some cheese.
Hot monkey sex with several nubile strangers would not go amiss either.
..Hey, I'd settle for someone allowing me to tie them up and slap them around a bit. I'm not picky!
The Ex is asleep and snoring.
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*headdesk*
*sigh*
Suppose I'll just go watch some more Oz
....I wonder if I stick at the diet and give up my bad habits, someone will give me a Chris Keller all of my very own?
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Thank you so much for the paid time! You shouldn't have, but what a lovely Christmas present ::smooches::
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Hey anything for you and your fabulous breasts :)