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I have just recieved a gift through work mail. wOOt! My darling (and much missed) EPA of the Evil Em-pire [that's Evill Personal Assistant for the uninitiated] sent me a personal ego booster! It takes the form of a small metal statue in the form of a man bowing prostrate on the floor in worship.
It *rocks*
I have just placed it on top of my monitor and its already been the subject of much comment. Most of the secretaries on my floor make periodic visits to my room to see what new items of kipple I've collected anyway but the egobooster seems to already be a big hit!
Standard procedure for any new arrival on the floor seems to be to get brought into my room and, if I'm in my room, say 'Hi' to me and look sheepish) then:
1. Look at the Highlander cartoon calendar
2. Look at the Mucha calendar
3. Comment on various comedy postcards, fandom related cartoons and random pics of Peter Wingfield, Liam Neeson and Angelina Jolie,
4. Laugh at bizarre pottery created by my Da
5. Play with cuddly Cthulhu
[5a If I'm in the room ask what cuddly Cthulhu is and then look baffled]
6. Play with beanie zebra [gift from Tina]
7. Ask what the Egyptian papyrus is on the wall [its Ma'at, egyptian goddess of justice]
8. Stick pins in voodoo doll [also gift from the EPA]
9. Attempt to play frisbee with ninja metal paperweight [gift from Mad Vicki]
10. Eat chocolate and/or strange american sweets
This may give you some idea of the amount of kipple I have in my room at any one time.
So now we can add:
11. Play with ego booster
::grins::
Thank you Leslie. I and all the Evill Minions miss you and hope you like your new home. Any chance you can make it to New Orleans?
It *rocks*
I have just placed it on top of my monitor and its already been the subject of much comment. Most of the secretaries on my floor make periodic visits to my room to see what new items of kipple I've collected anyway but the egobooster seems to already be a big hit!
Standard procedure for any new arrival on the floor seems to be to get brought into my room and, if I'm in my room, say 'Hi' to me and look sheepish) then:
1. Look at the Highlander cartoon calendar
2. Look at the Mucha calendar
3. Comment on various comedy postcards, fandom related cartoons and random pics of Peter Wingfield, Liam Neeson and Angelina Jolie,
4. Laugh at bizarre pottery created by my Da
5. Play with cuddly Cthulhu
[5a If I'm in the room ask what cuddly Cthulhu is and then look baffled]
6. Play with beanie zebra [gift from Tina]
7. Ask what the Egyptian papyrus is on the wall [its Ma'at, egyptian goddess of justice]
8. Stick pins in voodoo doll [also gift from the EPA]
9. Attempt to play frisbee with ninja metal paperweight [gift from Mad Vicki]
10. Eat chocolate and/or strange american sweets
This may give you some idea of the amount of kipple I have in my room at any one time.
So now we can add:
11. Play with ego booster
::grins::
Thank you Leslie. I and all the Evill Minions miss you and hope you like your new home. Any chance you can make it to New Orleans?
