Tell me more about yourself...

[evildrem]

Meme gacked from kinukitty. Just paste this into your comment, with answers.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Fish?
5. Do you dream in colour?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. How about them hipsters?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like musicals?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What are you wearing?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. What's your favorite day of the week?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Comments

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

1. Do you have a tattoo?
You've met me. Can you imagine me with a tattoo?

2. How old are you?

Half way to death

3. Are you single or taken?

On a raincheck

4. Fish?

Chicken!

5. Do you dream in colour?

yes

6. Ever seen a corpse?

Of a human? No.

7. How about them hipsters?

How about them, eh?

8. How did we meet?

I drugged you and dragged you back to my lair

9. What's your philosophy on life and death?

There should be more sex drugs and rock and roll now, because there ain't none in the grave

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?

I'd say but then LJ would suspend your LJ :)

11. Do you trust the police?

As far as I can throw them

12. Do you like musicals?

Yes

13. What is your fondest memory of me?

You telling bigots where to shove it and how high up

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?

I have to pick just one thing? Not fair!

15. Would you cheat?

Depends on the prize

16. What are you wearing?

Clothes that make me look fat

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?

Why does everyone want to know this and never if someone has pooed in a peel?

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?

Only if it meant a cure for cancer

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
[censored]

20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?

where?

21. What's your favorite day of the week?

Caturday

22. What's your favorite color?

blue

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?

The brothe

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?

IF I grab a handful of anything I need of something, nine times out of ten, I have grabbed exactly the right number

25. What was your first impression of me?

Purple boots, wreathed in cigarette smoke

26. Have you ever done drugs?

You've *met* me, Em :)

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Nope :)