The J-Blo Drinking Game

Well you don't have to drink, you can award yourself points instead but personally, if I have to wade through her posts to play then I have to drink..

1 drink = 1 point
2 drinks = 2 points
1 glass = 10 points
1 bottle = 100 points
Champagne = 1000 points


Right then:

Take one drink every time she mentions that she is looking for fanfic with depth and characterisation.

Take one drink every time she mentions that kink!fic is a bad thing which distorts characters, leads to addiction and will make you go blind.

Take one drink when she changes her arguments and implies that the list members are stupid and/or mean.

Take one drink every time she mentions she is very busy.

Take one drink every time she mentions the X-Files fandom. Bonus drink if she mentions Scully or any other fandom.

Take two drinks every time she mentions her "actor friend"

Take two drinks if she implies that the list members are sexually immature and/or twisted and evil.

Take two drinks every time she mentions she is writing a pro novel.

Take two drinks when she mentions she is only interested in Methos. Bonus point if she asks why there is not more fic about Dr Benjamin Adams and finish the glass if she states that Methos was the Leader of the Horsemen.

Take three drinks everytime she mentions Percy Shelley. Bonus drink if she mentions Byron or one of the other romantic poets at the same time and finish the glass if she goes on to say how badly represented Shelley was in 'The Modern Prometheus'.

Finish your drink if she mentions Alexander The Great and the bottle if she mentions how noble and honorable he was despite being a warlord.

Finish your drink if she mentions that anal sex is all about the pain and there is no need for lube. Bonus drink for every other personal detail about her sex life that is given in an effort to make us believe she has one.

Finish your drink if she mentions any of the following: Being supported by the lurkers in email, the Nazis, the kids that were mean to her at school, how much she has traveled.

Finish the bottle if she mentions chakras. Bonus drink for each and every pseudo-mystical or pseudo-intellectual reference made.

Finish the bottle if she mentions she is a teacher. Bonus drink for anytime she uses this to justify her delusions.

Finish the bottle if she mentions death threats being made against her. Bonus extra drink if she provides a link to one of the Fic!Bitches Live Journals to illustrate this.

Finish two bottles if any of the thread gets fandom_wanked

Finish the bottle if she mentions having "friends" who were into BDSM 'back in the day when'. Break bottle and threaten monitor screen if she then suggests she has 'grown out of BDSM'.

Break out a bottle of champagne when she gets banned and wails that the fandom will be poorer for the loss of her voice.

The game is then over.

Then tot up your points, randomly snog all list members and live journal fen and marvel at all the pretty new icons.

Write me some porn

*grins*

Not sure if everyone will find this funny..

But it sure made me giggle this morning...

The Pagan Hierarchy


And you know, its *so* true...

Spam I Am

Gacked from all over!


KNIFE: You love taking control from your partner
and scaring them with your intensity. You
frequently scratch or bite during sex and may
fancy yourself a vampire or other dark and
dangerous being. You can be brooding and
angsty, but in bed, your partners find you
thrilling.


What kinky toy are you?
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*laughing* You can guess whether that's accurate or not, I ain't saying nuffink!


Morpheus


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Interesting...


Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!


What kind of porno would you star in?
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Not entirely surprising...

You're totally evil. When you wake up in the
morning and look in the mirror you say, 'I'm
gonna be evil today!' You know you're evil and
you love it.



*How evil are you?*
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There's a theme here somewhere..


You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.


What kind of kiss are you?
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*raises eyebrow*


You are Form 1, Goddess: The Creator.

"And The Goddess planted the acorn of life.
She cried a single tear and shed a single drop
of blood upon the earth where she buried it.
From her blood and tear, the acorn grew into
the world."

Some examples of the Goddess Form are Gaia (Greek),
Jehova (Christian), and Brahma (Indian).
The Goddess is associated with the concept of
creation, the number 1, and the element of
earth.
Her sign is the dawn sun.

As a member of Form 1, you are a charismatic
individual and people are drawn to you.
Although sometimes you may seem emotionally
distant, you are deeply in tune with other
people's feelings and have tremendous empathy.
Sometimes you have a tendency to neglect your
own self. Goddesses are the best friends to
have because they're always willing to help.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Not sure about this one, but its flattering!