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Evildrem in New-Fangled Junk

Despite numerous attempts by the government to conceal it, evildrem (Angelina Jolie) accidentally explores a large crate marked "Do Not Explore". A city-wide power outage turns matters upside down. As that is happening, lastrega (Cameron Diaz) is put out of the picture by a fiendish double agent, bigtitch (Kate Hudson). Once the true destructive power has been revealed, Manhattan hides.

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Am not dead. Just feel like it. Still recovering from weekend.