..I'm having a rather trying day at work today. One particular client is giving me much grief and in a need to vent I sent a text message to various people stating that:
"I am going to kill one of my client's with my bare hands. I am not joking.."
It possibly says something about the wonderful collection of people I know that that amongst the varied text responses I got were:
bigtitch: "Make sure you bury the body carefully"
sidhe_woman: "Take a deep breath and think of Methos, not Kronos!"
My Ex-Trainee: "Calm down. Use a pen for that added ironic touch"
Darth Rich: "Use a knife, it's quicker!"
gnommi: "Take photos!"
eternaldark: "Make sure it's bare hands to add to the visceral experience"
crowie: "Nevermind, I'll write you porn for when your in prison"
Sara B: "Won't that cause issues of professional conduct?"
beeej: "That sounds really messy. Take a tip from Methos - use a gun"
You guys *ROCK*
"I am going to kill one of my client's with my bare hands. I am not joking.."
It possibly says something about the wonderful collection of people I know that that amongst the varied text responses I got were:
My Ex-Trainee: "Calm down. Use a pen for that added ironic touch"
Darth Rich: "Use a knife, it's quicker!"
Sara B: "Won't that cause issues of professional conduct?"
You guys *ROCK*