Good Friends..

[evildrem]

..I'm having a rather trying day at work today. One particular client is giving me much grief and in a need to vent I sent a text message to various people stating that:

"I am going to kill one of my client's with my bare hands. I am not joking.."

It possibly says something about the wonderful collection of people I know that that amongst the varied text responses I got were:

bigtitch: "Make sure you bury the body carefully"

sidhe_woman: "Take a deep breath and think of Methos, not Kronos!"

My Ex-Trainee: "Calm down. Use a pen for that added ironic touch"

Darth Rich: "Use a knife, it's quicker!"

gnommi: "Take photos!"

eternaldark: "Make sure it's bare hands to add to the visceral experience"

crowie: "Nevermind, I'll write you porn for when your in prison"

Sara B: "Won't that cause issues of professional conduct?"

beeej: "That sounds really messy. Take a tip from Methos - use a gun"


You guys *ROCK*

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

You know, whenever somebody says stuff like that in a movie, a client is bound to show up dead the next day and everybody will remember those fateful words...

[pat-t.livejournal.com]

Yes, but we will all protect her with our silence. We didn't hear nuthin'

Hey, is the client still alive? Just wondering before I call the Baptist attorney to see how my testimony was yesterday.

[danamaree.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw that. So like, I'm seeing Serenity tonight.


I just had to mention that, because, it's uber-exciting, and I'm a pathetic, pathetic fangirl.

[elouisa.livejournal.com]

I would have encouraged you to wear gloves and make it clean but as I work for a Nazi corporation and am not allowed to have my mobile on during office hours I only just got your message now.

[inoue130.livejournal.com]

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

I would have texted you back, only I was in a state of suspended squee, being in the middle of the Doctor Who marathon with Ned.

My reply would have been: Get someone in.

[gnommi.livejournal.com]

heheh, there was sympathy in that reply too ya know, i just though you might be able to sell the photos or exchange them for pr0n or something :)