Good Friends..

[evildrem]

..I'm having a rather trying day at work today. One particular client is giving me much grief and in a need to vent I sent a text message to various people stating that:

"I am going to kill one of my client's with my bare hands. I am not joking.."

It possibly says something about the wonderful collection of people I know that that amongst the varied text responses I got were:

bigtitch: "Make sure you bury the body carefully"

sidhe_woman: "Take a deep breath and think of Methos, not Kronos!"

My Ex-Trainee: "Calm down. Use a pen for that added ironic touch"

Darth Rich: "Use a knife, it's quicker!"

gnommi: "Take photos!"

eternaldark: "Make sure it's bare hands to add to the visceral experience"

crowie: "Nevermind, I'll write you porn for when your in prison"

Sara B: "Won't that cause issues of professional conduct?"

beeej: "That sounds really messy. Take a tip from Methos - use a gun"


You guys *ROCK*

Comments

[elouisa.livejournal.com]

I would have encouraged you to wear gloves and make it clean but as I work for a Nazi corporation and am not allowed to have my mobile on during office hours I only just got your message now.