*release the balloons*

Happy Birthday to the fabulous franzi1981

The Prison Break episodes 7-10 go in the mail today. Apologies for leaving you on such a cliffhanger. If it's any consolation at least I didn't send you the same epsiode three times, which I have been also known to do.

Sometimes...

..I find fandom depressing. There are many reasons for this but chief amongst these is the attitude towards the BDSM scene and related subjects.

I swear, if I read one more comment which suggests all BDSM in fanfic is character abuse, or refers to the practice as 'deviant behaviour' or implies that any story containing BDSM, has, by definition to be badly written and wrong, I shall punch someone in the nose.

I'd rather read a bad BDSM or slave!fic over one more story containing any of the following; cute children or pets, mind numbing descriptions of food and food preparation, detailed references to what clothing style, items and labels the characters are wearing or revoltingly sentimental holiday references.

I had this discussion a few months ago with sidhe_woman, bigtitch and jhava where it was decided that my biggest *squick* would be a story where Methos and Duncan marry, settle down and adopt a small child who can magically turn into an adorable kitten which Methos carries around in his coat pocket, in between cooking amazing meals for his beloved Dunkie-Wunkie and them both going shopping for clothes which match each others eyes. At Thanksgiving.

*shudders*



N/B If upon reading this you are offended and think I am referring to you or anything you or your bestest friend, have said/written. *YES* I wrote this with specifically you/them in mind. Next week I plan to locate where you live and then scrawl abusive graffiti on your house.

Bored

Can you tell I'm finding work less then interesting today?

I have now become overwhelmed with the desire to write a Mag7 bukkake story.

I think this falls in the category of Things That Seem A Good Idea But Actually Are Not.

Is it time to go home yet?

*looks pathetic*