My name is Em and I am addicted to kink

[evildrem]

I know this may come as a shock to you, but its true. I am a sad kink junkie.

Not only that, but I also write kink fic to feed my own cravings and shamelessly push it on other innocents using the medium of the internet in order to corrupt as many as possible.

So, *cracks knuckles* now I've got that particular confession off my chest, who wants a fix?

I can do you 'classic' BDSM, regular BDSM, or economy BDSM, spanking, light bondage, edgeplay, plush toys, neck fetishes, feet fetishes, finger fetishes, food sex, breath play, amnesia, non-con, torture, non-con torture, weapon-play, small furry animals, rimming, frottage, felching, fisting, vanilla, schmoopy, candles, 16 candles, rolepay, d/s, s/d, s & m, M & S, rubber, vinyl, leather, velvet, mpreg, OCC, very OCC, canon, piercings, scarification, branding, AU, death, fighting, angst, hurt/comfort, hurt/hurt, comfort/comfort, marriage 2 kids and half a dog, Twoo Wuv, lust, warrior bonding, xeno sex, cross-overs, drag queens, PWP, rocky horror, songfic, poetry fic, filks, parodies, piss-takes the list is as limitless as your imagination.

I can get you what you want. You just have to talk to me. I'm you priest, your shrink, your main connection to the switchboard of souls. I'm Evil Dr Em, the Santa Claus of the Subconscious. You say it, you even think it, you can have it. You want a girl, you want two girls? I don't know what your thing is or what you're curious about..you want a guy? You want to *be* a girl... see what that feels like? You want a nun to tie you up? It's all doable...

And remember, the first rec is free.



[I so *need* an Evil Kink!fic Pusher icon]

Comments

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

:::stands at counter at Starkinks:::

OK, can I have a regular leather BDSM with warrior bonding and extra food sex, hold the small furry animals. To go, please.

Thank you!

*makes notes*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I can do you leather BDSM warrior bonding, with extra food sex on the side?

If your looking for a cheap quick hit, I've got a special on guinea pig and gerbil fic?

Re: *makes notes*

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

:::hides under desk, hugs knees, starts rocking:::

Nonogerbilsnotgoodgerbilsnotgoodnononotgoodnofurriesnotgoodnotgood

*in hysterics*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

That is a *class* icon. Ooooh you couldn't do one like that for me that flashes between all my bondage themed icons could you?

Re: *in hysterics*

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

Oh yeth Misthreth, it will be my pleathure.
[/Igor]

Seriously, send me the icons and I'll do you an animated one.

[ev-vy.livejournal.com]

Your wish is my command:

Can you send that to me by email..

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

My work firewall is blocking all images from your site so I can't actually see that :)

Re: Can you send that to me by email..

[ev-vy.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* Sure, just a moment.

*weeping with laughter*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

Oh Goddess! I can't choose, so many wonderful icons!

[crowie.livejournal.com]

Hmm.. I'll have one order of amnesia, piercings and warrior bonding with a little neck fetish thrown in on the side. And ofcourse lust, do I have to pay extra for that?

Heh, it's fun to read over that list and imagining weird combinations.

Oh and I did you an icon:

I know you prefer Methos but he never looks as Eeeeeevil=total pshyco as evil!dunkie

*laughing*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

Hmm I dunno, Methos does evil pretty well too, I just need to find a decent pic.

Thanks Crowie, that rocks *smooch*

Re: *laughing*

[crowie.livejournal.com]

No wait, i just remembered the scene, with psycho!looking!Methos... brb.

[bigtitch.livejournal.com]

How about this one?
From crowie's ever-so-useful screencaps

[crowie.livejournal.com]

The thing is Methos is a pshyco, but he tends to not look the part. Not excessively. He goes calm and scary not all wired up, oo Im making freaky eyes. Except for one scene I could think of and that one didnt quite work.

Decided not to fight it and go with calm!psycho!Methos.. with fire mmmmm. And then K'mmie no. 1 ofcourse wanted to join.

*smooch*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

These are fabulous :)

Re: *smooch*

[crowie.livejournal.com]

Thanks :) Im having so much fun throwing up icons like that. And non manipulated once don't take much time at all. Especially with the increasingly large collections of screencaps that I have on my harddisk.

and talking about screencaps, I should continue with 'Methos' ;)

YAY!

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

Methos screencaps! I love you!

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

*dies*

*revives*

*glomps Em*

*revives pervy Tom of Finland icon*

*glomps you back*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

It had to be done! Mass icon squeeeage again!

Re: *glomps you back*

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

Now I need a 'kink bitch' icon. Clearly.

[beeej.livejournal.com]

Oooh yes, the first rec is free, but then you've got us hooked! What are your fees once we inevitably become addicted and you have us at your mercy? Because actually, I'd like one of each. :g:

I'm sure we can come to an arrangement..

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

*sidles up to Beeej*

Listen honey, depends on the kink, some are like *rarer* then others. If you haven't got the cash *eyes her up and down* I'm sure we can come to an arrangement. You write me a little kinky smut, I keep the recs coming..

Re: I'm sure we can come to an arrangement..

[beeej.livejournal.com]

So, I do for you, you do for me? :::smiles sweetly and opens word processor:::

[mice1900.livejournal.com]

I got rare kink!fic for ya -- LGM/XFiles, Doggett/Byers kinkfic, with a little Skinner/Langly tossed in on the side...