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I know this may come as a shock to you, but its true. I am a sad kink junkie.
Not only that, but I also write kink fic to feed my own cravings and shamelessly push it on other innocents using the medium of the internet in order to corrupt as many as possible.
So, *cracks knuckles* now I've got that particular confession off my chest, who wants a fix?
I can do you 'classic' BDSM, regular BDSM, or economy BDSM, spanking, light bondage, edgeplay, plush toys, neck fetishes, feet fetishes, finger fetishes, food sex, breath play, amnesia, non-con, torture, non-con torture, weapon-play, small furry animals, rimming, frottage, felching, fisting, vanilla, schmoopy, candles, 16 candles, rolepay, d/s, s/d, s & m, M & S, rubber, vinyl, leather, velvet, mpreg, OCC, very OCC, canon, piercings, scarification, branding, AU, death, fighting, angst, hurt/comfort, hurt/hurt, comfort/comfort, marriage 2 kids and half a dog, Twoo Wuv, lust, warrior bonding, xeno sex, cross-overs, drag queens, PWP, rocky horror, songfic, poetry fic, filks, parodies, piss-takes the list is as limitless as your imagination.
I can get you what you want. You just have to talk to me. I'm you priest, your shrink, your main connection to the switchboard of souls. I'm Evil Dr Em, the Santa Claus of the Subconscious. You say it, you even think it, you can have it. You want a girl, you want two girls? I don't know what your thing is or what you're curious about..you want a guy? You want to *be* a girl... see what that feels like? You want a nun to tie you up? It's all doable...
And remember, the first rec is free.
[I so *need* an Evil Kink!fic Pusher icon]
Not only that, but I also write kink fic to feed my own cravings and shamelessly push it on other innocents using the medium of the internet in order to corrupt as many as possible.
So, *cracks knuckles* now I've got that particular confession off my chest, who wants a fix?
I can do you 'classic' BDSM, regular BDSM, or economy BDSM, spanking, light bondage, edgeplay, plush toys, neck fetishes, feet fetishes, finger fetishes, food sex, breath play, amnesia, non-con, torture, non-con torture, weapon-play, small furry animals, rimming, frottage, felching, fisting, vanilla, schmoopy, candles, 16 candles, rolepay, d/s, s/d, s & m, M & S, rubber, vinyl, leather, velvet, mpreg, OCC, very OCC, canon, piercings, scarification, branding, AU, death, fighting, angst, hurt/comfort, hurt/hurt, comfort/comfort, marriage 2 kids and half a dog, Twoo Wuv, lust, warrior bonding, xeno sex, cross-overs, drag queens, PWP, rocky horror, songfic, poetry fic, filks, parodies, piss-takes the list is as limitless as your imagination.
I can get you what you want. You just have to talk to me. I'm you priest, your shrink, your main connection to the switchboard of souls. I'm Evil Dr Em, the Santa Claus of the Subconscious. You say it, you even think it, you can have it. You want a girl, you want two girls? I don't know what your thing is or what you're curious about..you want a guy? You want to *be* a girl... see what that feels like? You want a nun to tie you up? It's all doable...
And remember, the first rec is free.
[I so *need* an Evil Kink!fic Pusher icon]
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Heh, it's fun to read over that list and imagining weird combinations.
Oh and I did you an icon:
I know you prefer Methos but he never looks as Eeeeeevil=total pshyco as evil!dunkie
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Hmm I dunno, Methos does evil pretty well too, I just need to find a decent pic.
Thanks Crowie, that rocks *smooch*
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Re: *laughing*
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From crowie's ever-so-useful screencaps