evildrem: (genocide)
evildrem ([personal profile] evildrem) wrote2003-08-12 10:50 am
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Fucking! Fucking! Fucking! Soapy Tit Wank! Cunting Bollox!

Anyone have any ideas on how to persuade the other secretaries in an office to type your work without resorting to threats and blood shed?
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/ 2003-08-12 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Buy them 'chocolate'? Low-cocoa, full-of-hydrogenated-fats, overly-sweet, fattening Cadbury's Roses?

Ugh, I need to go wash my mouth out now. Where's a salami when I want one?
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I'm not feeling very generous..

[identity profile] evildrem.livejournal.com 2003-08-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
But thanks for the suggestion. I may hurt someone seriously by the end of today. The gods only know how I'm going to survive a week of this crap!

I may buy Sue (my secretary) a bunch of flowers when she comes back...
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Not 'generous'. Differently evil.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/ 2003-08-12 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Because it doesn't taste nice. And it isn't good for them. But they have to be grateful anyway and do your bidding.

Well, at least in theory.
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Well, as a secretary....

[personal profile] winterhart 2003-08-12 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
Flowers are nice, chocolate's better. ;)
If I were Em's secretary...Peter pics. ;)

LOL
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You don't want a job do you?

[identity profile] evildrem.livejournal.com 2003-08-13 08:03 am (UTC)(link)

No seriously? ::grins::: Or at least a temp job for the rest of this week?
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