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[evildrem]

Fucking! Fucking! Fucking! Soapy Tit Wank! Cunting Bollox!

Anyone have any ideas on how to persuade the other secretaries in an office to type your work without resorting to threats and blood shed?

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Not 'generous'. Differently evil.

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Because it doesn't taste nice. And it isn't good for them. But they have to be grateful anyway and do your bidding.

Well, at least in theory.