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[evildrem]

Fucking! Fucking! Fucking! Soapy Tit Wank! Cunting Bollox!

Anyone have any ideas on how to persuade the other secretaries in an office to type your work without resorting to threats and blood shed?

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[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Buy them 'chocolate'? Low-cocoa, full-of-hydrogenated-fats, overly-sweet, fattening Cadbury's Roses?

Ugh, I need to go wash my mouth out now. Where's a salami when I want one?

Not 'generous'. Differently evil.

[http://users.livejournal.com/solo____/]

Because it doesn't taste nice. And it isn't good for them. But they have to be grateful anyway and do your bidding.

Well, at least in theory.

Well, as a secretary....

[winterhart]

Flowers are nice, chocolate's better. ;)
If I were Em's secretary...Peter pics. ;)

LOL