RARRRRRRRRFGH!

[evildrem]

Em *SMUSH!*

I have a new secretary. I broke the last one with the amount of work I expected her to do. We also have a new audio dictating thingie wotsit which means I dictate into something that closely resembles the mutant offspring of a vibrator and ladyshave and then it goes straight to a holding server where the secretary collects the work and then audio-types it.

In theory a lot less hassle and better quality then recording onto tapes and giving those to the secretary to audio-type.

Ha!

So, new secretary who knows how to do *nothing* so I keep having to stop what I am doing and explain, plus fucking stupid new dictaphone thingie where you have to press record twice to stop, *plus* loads of work that needs doing right now. You do the math.

I forsee a rampage through the office with a sword in my very near future.

*goes back to staring menacingly at dictaphone thingie*

Comments

[bethcarielle.livejournal.com]

My favorite are docs who make words up. They can't think of the right word while they're dictating and just garble something onto the tape. :)

Go to Borneo and "run amok." You can kill as many people with a sword as you want and socially you're not held responsible because you were "amok."

Yay! Amok!

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

That sounds fabulous!

*considers moving to Borneo*