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Em *SMUSH!*
I have a new secretary. I broke the last one with the amount of work I expected her to do. We also have a new audio dictating thingie wotsit which means I dictate into something that closely resembles the mutant offspring of a vibrator and ladyshave and then it goes straight to a holding server where the secretary collects the work and then audio-types it.
In theory a lot less hassle and better quality then recording onto tapes and giving those to the secretary to audio-type.
Ha!
So, new secretary who knows how to do *nothing* so I keep having to stop what I am doing and explain, plus fucking stupid new dictaphone thingie where you have to press record twice to stop, *plus* loads of work that needs doing right now. You do the math.
I forsee a rampage through the office with a sword in my very near future.
*goes back to staring menacingly at dictaphone thingie*
I have a new secretary. I broke the last one with the amount of work I expected her to do. We also have a new audio dictating thingie wotsit which means I dictate into something that closely resembles the mutant offspring of a vibrator and ladyshave and then it goes straight to a holding server where the secretary collects the work and then audio-types it.
In theory a lot less hassle and better quality then recording onto tapes and giving those to the secretary to audio-type.
Ha!
So, new secretary who knows how to do *nothing* so I keep having to stop what I am doing and explain, plus fucking stupid new dictaphone thingie where you have to press record twice to stop, *plus* loads of work that needs doing right now. You do the math.
I forsee a rampage through the office with a sword in my very near future.
*goes back to staring menacingly at dictaphone thingie*
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww!
That's gross! I'd never eat or drink when dictating, although I do swear quite a bit...