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[evildrem]

Yes, I know, I should be drafting a Deed of Release. However since I am currently in a temporary office due to the Powers That Be deciding we all need to share rooms and therefore everyone is being moved round *PLUS* I again have no fucking secretary, I am choosing instead to muck about on LJ and in Y!Groups.

Anyone wanna be my secretary? I ate the last one.



Gacked from all over:

What is Your Celtic Name? by ladyxiu
First Name:
Name and Meaning:	DAGHDA: meaning unknown
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*heee* Yup that's me I am a God!

Get to know the REAL you by crash_and_burn
Your Name
You Are A:	Jazz Cat
Your Favorite Band/Song	Ludacris - Rollout
You Like To Read:	Non-fiction novels
You Firmly Believe In:	Sex at first sight
Everyone Thinks You Are:	An easy fuck
You Were Conceived:	In a burning building
You Will Marry:	The Antichrist
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I did marry the Antchrist. He still lives in my house.

Your Death by greymentality
Your Name
How you die	Stabbed in a bar fight on accident by best friend
Who gives your eulogy	Flipper-with a series of fin waves. He's so cute.
What you say to Death	So...when do I go back?
Where do you go after...you know...	Heaven and then reincarnated into a man named Andy
How you will be remembered	Really sweet. Really empathetic. We miss you!
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I come back as man? Why am I not surprised!

How to make a EvilDrEm

Ingredients: 1 part mercy 1 part silliness 1 part empathy

Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!

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Personality cocktail
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Odd!


You are Nature, The Green Mother, Gaea. You control
human nature, animals instinct, and wildlife
itself. You could invoke chaos if you chose
too... so you're damn powerful! YAY WOMEN!


What Incarnation of Immortality are you? (wonderful pictures)
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I *Rock*

Fandom Boys Will Do Boys... Thanks to us...
What Pairing popped your slash cherry?	Robin Hood/Will Scarlet
Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No?	Depends on fandom. I assume they are there.
Positions?	Any and all
Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes?	Yes. Orgies are good to!
Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first?	Don't care as long as well written
Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite?	Depends on the vampire!
Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	Enjoyable
Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting?	Hugely enjoyable
Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way?	Possible, but often gets in the way
Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other?	Lube, use lube. Not blood or semen. Something oily!
Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family?	Fun for all!
Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe?	Should be practised often
Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source?	Just no Dairy product/semen euphemisms!
You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy	Horny and anything goes
Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship?	Indifferent although not keen on schmoopy soulmates
Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom?	Partial to D/s and BDSM generally
No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind.
Favorite Slash Pairing	Methos with anyone
Most Slashable Character	Methos
Least Slashable Character	In Highlander: Richie
Best Fic genre?	BDSM
Worst Fic genre?	schmoopy marriage fests and small children
Most over-used fic genre?	angst
Penis?	Cock
Lube?	Yes
Rim?	Yes
Glans?	purple
Head?	Yes
The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey?	Oh you don't want to know...
Create a survey!

*blinks*

If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender	MaleFemaleAnimalUnsureRather Not Say
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?	For GoodFor EvilFor Neither
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice	Good intentions
Appearance	Leather Jacket, while riding your trusty steed
Your Battle Cry...	Is good, but isn't spoken loud enough
Foes slain upon first strike: - 93%
What you fight	Doppelgangers
You fight....	Against principles you dispise
This fun quiz by Ferggs - Taken 33799 Times.

New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology

Must think up new battle cry!

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to
regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong
mentality. Loves attention.
Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's
problems. Brave and
fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and
generous. Emotional.
Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates
oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a
way that only their luver can see.


What does your birth month say about you?
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That is scarily accurate!

What your LJ friends fantasize about
LJ Username
Wants to marry you	merryish
Wants to get you drunk	ausmac
Thinks about your body	rushlight75
Wants to make children with you	lastrega
Wants you dead	athersgeo
Wants to be your clone	thisisbone
This QuickKwiz by fuzzinabox - Taken 852 Times.

New - Dating Advice written by YOU!

Sonia darling! I never knew :)


You speak eloquently and have seemingly read every
book ever published. You are a fountain of
endless (sometimes useless) knowledge, and
never fail to impress at a party.
What people love: You can answer almost any
question people ask, and have thus been
nicknamed Jeeves.
What people hate: You constantly correct their
grammar and insult their paperbacks.


What Kind of Elitist Are You?
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Accurate up to the bit about grammar!

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[lastrega.livejournal.com]

If it means I don't have to make 16 pointless calls to doctors without ever getting in touch with them about their actually quite unwell patient, then I'm there. I can type and eberything evreyhtin everything.