Preparing for Emergencies!

[evildrem]

Listen to your government it cares!

*snort*

Yeah we really are going to all be given leaflets about this..

Comments

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

Although possibly not on what to do in the event of an alien invasion...

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,

-Easy. Stock up on M&M's, block up the fireplace, buy a flamethrower, kill Paul Reiser just in case and hide all probe-worthy objects!

[bebetter.livejournal.com]

Reduce fire hazards in your home. Children are the worst fire hazards; consider giving them up for adoption.

I find this entirely wise and sensible. Perhaps they should consider distributing this instead of the 'real (i.e. surreal) thing?

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,

Not as good as ours!

The Aussie government made sure every household Down Under got "How to Prevent Terrorism in Your Area" Fridge-Magnets!

nyah-nyah!!!!!

*Iz jealous*

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

That's not fair. I think a fridge magnet would be much more fun!

Re: *Iz jealous*

[wirrrn.livejournal.com]

Hey,

yeah we're all like "Back, back terrorists! We have *fridge magnets!*"

Wirrrn