Who Will Be Eaten First" (http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html)
You know elseware has a huge bag full of Chick tracts. He read some to me one time, when I ended up staying at his flat due to getting inadvertently locked out. I was off my face and he gave me the fear! *grins*
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