Guh!

Well its Friday at least. Have cystitis at moment so very uncomfortable. Ahh well will nuke it into submission tonight with copious amounts of alcohol and other substances.

Got txted by Cylon last night gushing about how wonderful the BRMC gig he was at in London was. I hates him. Yes I does. Bah! Humbug!

My ex 'Filthy assistant' Mark is coming to Southampton this evening so he and I and all the usual suspects will be going down the Dungeon (a seedy nightclub before you get the wrong idea) and no doubt frightening the 16 year olds again.

Mark used to work at my old firm. He was one of the first trainee lawyers I looked after and he's lovely and only ever so slightly warped by my involvement in his training contract. Now he's all growed up and a proper lawyer and I r so proud! ::wipes tear away:::

Oh and I was listening to 'Rent' by The Pet Shop Boys this morning and got bitten by yet another plotbunny. Does anyone want some as I seem to breeding the HL variety by the dozen at the moment!

Oh well work beckons

How am I supposed to concentrate now

I just got back from lunch and am sitting in my office poking listlessly at the pile of work on my desk when this 6ft vision of beauty saunters into my office and hands me a fax.

Apparently he's one of the work experience babies we have working here during the summer. Camels do not have eyelashes like this boy. He looks like an escapee from one of those Merchant Ivory films.

He's 16.

::gurgle::

I am so wrong. Bad Em! Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad..

Bored

I am so bored. I have done nothing constructive at all today apart from speak to a few clients and plot a story.

5 more minutes and then I can go home. I shouldn't go home, I should stay here and finish drafting some documents but I just can't face it.

I think tonight may get messy.

Ben has been emailing me all day trying to decide on what new thing he should do with his hair. My suggestion of a mohican was ignored. That boy couldn't get more camp if he tried.

Oh bugger it. I'm going home. Have a good one!