Wow! You know you've *arrived* in a fandom when you get accused of being in a clique!

So a big hand please for the lovely Ms [personal profile] mckrycek who unmasked herself as the Anonymous poster I mentioned previously and then proceeded to leave this adoring love letter as a reply thus proving once again that absolutely everyone wants to have sex with me as well as the fact that I am 'teh EVIL' and you should all grovel in fear and awe at my feet!

Now that I have reached this pinnacle of achievement in fandom I shall of course expect everyone to address me as Ser Evil Dr Em (none of this Evil Drem nonsense) and then make the sign of the horns as a show of respect.

I shall also set up my own private moderated mailing list where I shall forbid anyone to even *think* the name of mine enemies in the FAQ and shall hide my fic in a password protected archive (the password of which I shall change whenever the moon is in Aries) so that only those I deem suitably sycophantic and worthy can read it.

*Mwahahahahahaha*

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I shall also set up my own private moderated mailing list where I shall forbid anyone to even *think* the name of mine enemies in the FAQ and shall hide my fic in a password protected archive (the password of which I shall change whenever the moon is in Aries) so that only those I deem suitably sycophantic and worthy can read it.

but darling, that's just so five minutes ago. And didn't you know, if you do it, it's evil and vicious, but if they do it, it must be pure and sweet? How can you ever hope to run a decent clique if you don't learn the rules of the game?

I'm now screening all non-friends comments in my LJ. Not that I ever *say* anything in my LJ that would inspire these idiots, but inspiration being ever lacking in their tiny brains, that's never stopped them from making a fool of themselves in public. Doubtless much headshaking will occur in their entirely free and open LJs and mailing lists - you know, the ones that anyone can join, whatever their IP address or who their friends are - but the lovely thing about that is that I don't have to see it.

Which is, as ever, the way I like it. Don't need to see their putrid views, their putrid fiction or their putrid selves. It's utter bliss.
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