To the Wank Mobile!

[evildrem]

Wow! You know you've *arrived* in a fandom when you get accused of being in a clique!

So a big hand please for the lovely Ms mckrycek who unmasked herself as the Anonymous poster I mentioned previously and then proceeded to leave this adoring love letter as a reply thus proving once again that absolutely everyone wants to have sex with me as well as the fact that I am 'teh EVIL' and you should all grovel in fear and awe at my feet!

Now that I have reached this pinnacle of achievement in fandom I shall of course expect everyone to address me as Ser Evil Dr Em (none of this Evil Drem nonsense) and then make the sign of the horns as a show of respect.

I shall also set up my own private moderated mailing list where I shall forbid anyone to even *think* the name of mine enemies in the FAQ and shall hide my fic in a password protected archive (the password of which I shall change whenever the moon is in Aries) so that only those I deem suitably sycophantic and worthy can read it.

*Mwahahahahahaha*

Comments

Be original!

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

Dude, I beat you to at least 3/4 of that when I was still cutting my milk teeth back in TPM.

I propose bi-weekly executions instead. And do it by lottery-- predictability kills fan villains D-E-D. You'll be much more fearsome if you execute one of your closest minions on an irregular basis along with your enemies.

;-D

Re: Be original!

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

But good minions are so hard to find!

Re: Be original!

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

Ah, but a GOOD fan villain gets around that problem by creating sock puppets and pretending to be her own minions.

Quite elegantly simple.

Re: Be original!

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

The sockpuppet industry just hasn't been the same since every fen and her dog learned how to look up IP addresses.

Of course not all of them know how to do it properly, which leads to some amusing mistakes, but you get that when you deal with the mentally challenged.

Hmmmm

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

You know you may have a point there. I can't really expect the right level of fear and trembling if I don't behave in suitably unpredictable manner..

I think I'll claim one of my minions insulted me and told my boss I write kink. When challenged on this I shall get hysterical and create a webpage full of accusations as proof.

Then I'll pretend to kill myself.

Re: Hmmmm

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

Then I'll pretend to kill myself.

Cool! We haven't had a good pseudocide in years. Just give me some warning so I can make popcorn.

And tremble in fear of course.

Re: Hmmmm

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

That's more like it! Still not original, but much more entertaining. ;-D

Re: Hmmmm

[tritorella.livejournal.com]

No, no, first you claim you are going to leave fandom forever, and *pretend* to kill yourself.

You have to get all the attention seeking behaviours in the right order, you see, or you lose all credibility