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[evildrem]

Wow! You know you've *arrived* in a fandom when you get accused of being in a clique!

So a big hand please for the lovely Ms mckrycek who unmasked herself as the Anonymous poster I mentioned previously and then proceeded to leave this adoring love letter as a reply thus proving once again that absolutely everyone wants to have sex with me as well as the fact that I am 'teh EVIL' and you should all grovel in fear and awe at my feet!

Now that I have reached this pinnacle of achievement in fandom I shall of course expect everyone to address me as Ser Evil Dr Em (none of this Evil Drem nonsense) and then make the sign of the horns as a show of respect.

I shall also set up my own private moderated mailing list where I shall forbid anyone to even *think* the name of mine enemies in the FAQ and shall hide my fic in a password protected archive (the password of which I shall change whenever the moon is in Aries) so that only those I deem suitably sycophantic and worthy can read it.

*Mwahahahahahaha*

Comments

Hmmmm

[evildrem.livejournal.com]

You know you may have a point there. I can't really expect the right level of fear and trembling if I don't behave in suitably unpredictable manner..

I think I'll claim one of my minions insulted me and told my boss I write kink. When challenged on this I shall get hysterical and create a webpage full of accusations as proof.

Then I'll pretend to kill myself.

Re: Hmmmm

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

Then I'll pretend to kill myself.

Cool! We haven't had a good pseudocide in years. Just give me some warning so I can make popcorn.

And tremble in fear of course.

Re: Hmmmm

[cara-chapel.livejournal.com]

That's more like it! Still not original, but much more entertaining. ;-D

Re: Hmmmm

[tritorella.livejournal.com]

No, no, first you claim you are going to leave fandom forever, and *pretend* to kill yourself.

You have to get all the attention seeking behaviours in the right order, you see, or you lose all credibility